Random Chatter script

[PRED_UK]

Someone posted a naughty random chatter script before and I have searched Hi and Low for it, If someone has it can you please, please, please post it.

Thanks again for all the help.

L8ers PRED : )

[pHaTTy]

Hmmm can you give more info?

[PRED_UK]

It was a script called Elf Girls, basically it created random chat script in the hub, the creator said it was a bit naughty because of the content of the random lines of text that it created.

Thanks for your help m8 :o)

[Roy]

scripts area

I saw it there.


Roy

[TiMeTrAVelleR]

There you go

--// The Elf Girls Random Chatter Bot
--// Revision 0.2b First public release
--// By Chaggydawg

--// Use +elfon and +elfoff to turn it off and on


mintime = 10000          --// Minimum time between chatter (milliseconds)
maxtime = 20000          --// Maximum time between chatter (milliseconds)
prefix = "[ElfGirl]"     --// prefix to random chatters names
heh = 1                  --// Start script off or on  1=on 0=off

--// Random chatters names
bot = {
"Tina",
"Amy",
"Linda",
"Cynthia",
"Crystal",
"Sadie",
"Sally",
"Scarlet",
"Storm",
"Summer",
"Ella",
"Eartha",
"Magnolia",
"Meara",
"Nikki",
"Christine",
"Samantha",
"Zelda",
}


--//Phrases they say
convos = {
"My ears are pointy like your pants.",
"Anyone care for an Elf Girl?",
"Anyone Awake? I am...",
"Should I take off my bra and dance for everyone?",
"Isn't it weird how none of us Elf Girls are in the userlist?",
"ACHOOOO!!",
"Janine you need to wash off some of that perfume!",
"Wheres a good Man When I need one?",
"Luke! I am your mother!",
"Paranoia is just reality on a finer scale.",
"The dingo's got my baby!.....",
"Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate, leads to suffffering...",
"One of the definitions of sanity is the ability to tell real from unreal. Soon we'll need a new definition.",
"Ducking for apples - change one letter and it's the story of my life.",
"Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.",
"A girl's legs are her best friends, but the best of friends must part.",
"You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?",
"Being bad feels pretty good, huh?",
"Get up, boy. I bet you can squeal. I bet you can squeal like a pig.",
"If you flash it, they will come.",
"First rule of Janine club is you do not talk about Janine club.",
"Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself.",
"I'm trying to free your mind, Janine. But I can only show you the door. You're the one that has to walk through it.",
"To deny our own impulses is to deny the very thing that makes us Elven.",
"Well isn't this place a geographic oddity. Two weeks from everywhere.",
"A woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man. Elven Girls however are just the opposite.",
"Get your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape. *Glares at Janine*",
"Hello. My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.",
"Say hello to my two little friends!",
"Resistance is futile.",
"May the farce be with you.",
"I'll get you my pretty, and your little Janine too.",
"I'm from Iowa. I only work as an Elf Girl.",
"I used to hang out at this other hub, but it sucked. When I'm around, I like to do the sucking...",
"You know, Chaggy is our Owner, so if you're looking for a good time, he can make the arrangements, if you know what I mean...",
"Does this short skirt make me look like a slut or is it that I forgot my panties again?",
"Is it hot in here or are the batteries in my 'special toy' overheating again?",
"Ever since I got these implants, I feel like people are staring at them and not listening to me.  Hey! I'm talking to you!",
"Franklin doesn't believe in elf girls, he thinks we're fake, so I kicked him in the balls. Now he believes...",
"So, who wants to buy an elfgirl a drink?",
"Anybody else sitting here naked?",
"Hey, could someone do me a favor and massage my implants for me, the doctor said I was supposed to do that to keep them soft",
"Would anyone mind if a couple of us elfgirls had an orgy over there by the webcam?",
"I'm tired, can't we just go to bed now?",
"Janine, don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way in your room, Franklin might be injured.",
"I was in Victoria's Secret the other day and found this hot pair of panties, then I remembered that I don't wear them. Oopsie, dropped something and me in this short skirt...",
"... you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany ... I love this hub!",
"Oh, ohhhh, ah, ah, ahhh, ahhhhh, unhhh, yes! It's so tight and hard, YES! Looks like I got another piece of jigsaw puzzle to fit, almost done now...",
"*grabs Franklin and proceeds to give him a presidential experience he'll never forget*",
"*Wonders if she should get breast implants, and decides to show them around and see what everyone thinks*",
"*Grabs random user and ravages them with her tongue*",
"For a good time, send me a personal message, the dirtier the better.",
"Whew! It's so hot in here. I'm gonna take off my shirt, any objections?",
"Oh my, its so cold in here my nipples are erect!",
"Can someone help me unbutton my shirt?",
"Are these too big?",
"Can you feel if I have a lump in my breast?",
"Anyone want to Cyber?",
"How does my ass look in these jeans?",
"Has anyone seen my panties?",
"Janine can I borrow your room? Me and Franklin wanna go play a game.",
"LOL!! I forgot to put a bra on today!",
"*Takes off her shirt and begins dancing*",
"I feel an uncontrollable urge to pet a Furry Kitty...",
"ELVES RULE!!!",
"Janine you should get your ears fixed like ours.",
"Where is Franklin? He promised we'd play some games tonight.",
"Hmmm, I wonder whos batteries these are....",
"*Sits down in a chair and forgets to cross her legs*",
"I just realised... I'm not wearing any pants!",
}

--//Responses to question marks in sData
response = {
"I'm an Elf Girl Not an Encyclopedia",
"Yeah! Definately!",
"Nope.",
"Not really sure.",
"What makes you ask that?",
"Of course... O.o",
"I don't know. I'm making this stuff up as I go.",
"Have you tried finding out on the web?",
"Huh?",
"I have no idea.",
"Yes!",
"Ask Janine.",
"Damn Straight!",
"Who knows these things?",
"The answer is probably very ellusive.",
"Are you asking me?",
"How the hell should I know?",
"What kinda question is that to be asking?",
}


--// This function is fired at the serving start
function Main()
SetTimer(5000)
StartTimer()
end

--// This function is fired when a new data arrives
function DataArrival(curUser, sData)
s,e,cmd = strfind(sData,"%b<>%s++(%S+)")
if cmd ~= nil then cmd = (strsub(cmd,1,strlen(cmd)-1)) end
if (cmd == "elfon") then
heh = 1
elf = bot[random(1,getn(bot))]
SendToAll("[ElfGirl]"..elf,"So Anyways....")
return 1
elseif (cmd == "elfoff") then
heh = 0
elf = bot[random(1,getn(bot))]
SendToAll ("[ElfGirl]"..elf, "We'll Be Quiet Now")
return 1
end
s,e,inpm = strfind(sData,"$(To:)")
s,e,question = strfind(sData,"(?)")
if question ~= nil and inpm == nil then
qa = 1
SetTimer(random(3000,5000))
end
--// name[curUser.sName] = curUser.sName   --// for later usages
end

function OnTimer()
if heh == 1 and qa ~= 1 then
SetTimer(random(mintime,maxtime))
elf = bot[random(1,getn(bot))]
chatter = convos[random(1,getn(convos))]
SendToAll(prefix..""..elf, chatter)
s,e,jan = strfind(chatter,"(Janine)")
if jan ~= nil then SendToAll("[ADSL]Janine","Shut up "..elf.." you stupid bitch!") end
s,e,mag = strfind(chatter,"(Franklin)")
if mag ~= nil then SendToAll("[ADSL]Janine",elf.." if you touch my Franky Wanky and I'll rip your damn head off bitch!!") end
s,e,imp = strfind(chatter,"(implant)")
if imp ~= nil then SendToAll("[ADSL]Janine","Implants? I payed $5000 each for mine. Don't they look nice?") end
if imp ~= nil then SendToAll(prefix..""..elf,"Really? Yah they look nice may I touch them?") end
s,e,pan = strfind(chatter,"(panties)")
if pan ~= nil then SendToAll("[ADSL]Janine","Bah... Panties, they just slow you down.") end
elseif qa == 1 then
qa = 0
SetTimer(random(mintime,maxtime))
elf = bot[random(1,getn(bot))]
chatter = response[random(1,getn(response))]
SendToAll(prefix..""..elf, chatter)
end
end






TiM? :P

[TiMeTrAVelleR]

Ships   to late     ;)

[PRED_UK]

Thanx alot Time much appreciated...

Hope I can return the favour one day : )

Thanx again

PRED