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Stuff => Offtopic => Topic started by: Optimus on 05 December, 2003, 16:41:36

Title: - Lovely words for badtimes
Post by: Optimus on 05 December, 2003, 16:41:36
Well this is just fun, i found this today somewhere and some will probably know it. It's writting in Dutch, but it sure is funny

* Sorry but it's still Dutch hehe
* Feel free to translate this to any language, so everybody can enjoy it

Microsoft Gebed:

Mag ik u voor gaan in het gebed voor degene die zondag niet kon

'Onze Microsoft, die op onze harddisk zijt
Geheiligd zij uw Windows,
Uw update kome
Uw bugfix geschiede,
in Windows als ook in Office
Geef ons heden onze dagelijks reboot
En vergeef ons alle illegale copieen
Zoals ook wij vergeven onze hardware verkopers
En leidt ons niet naar IBM, maar verlos ons van OS/2
Want van u is het DOS
En de Windows
En het NT
Tot in de eeuwigheid
Enter'

 ;)

L8trs
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Post by: Event_Horizon on 05 December, 2003, 17:25:14
hmmm..... I'm interesstet in this txt... can anyone translate this in eng ??? would be very helpfull for reading it :D

i don't think that a webtranslator will get the right syntax...
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Post by: pHaTTy on 05 December, 2003, 17:29:05
hmmmmm guess its something like:

Microsoft Prayer:

May you for go in the prayer for whose not could Sunday

Our Microsoft, that on our harddisk are Sanctified they your Windows, Your update bowl Your bugfix happened,
in Windows as also in Pantry Give us at present our daily reboot And forgive us all illegal copieen As also we
forgive our hardware sellers And leads us not to IBM, but deliver us from OS/2 Mitten of you is the THU And
the Windows And the NT Till in the aeon Enter'
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Post by: Optimus on 05 December, 2003, 17:36:50
yhea that looks like Phatty...  :D
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Post by: pHaTTy on 05 December, 2003, 18:51:04
:D  :D
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Post by: plop on 05 December, 2003, 19:03:22
i got the dutch version as mp3.
here is another 1 I made on campzone 2002 during a thunderstorm.

Onze buma,
die van den stemra zijt,
geheiligd zij Uw auteursrechten.
Uw kapitaal kome,
Uw wil geschiede op campzone als op internet.
Geef ons heden ons dagelijks muziekaalvermaak,
en vergeef ons onze mp3'tjes,
gelijk ook wij vergeven uw controleurs.
En leid ons niet tot divx,
maar verlos ons van de CD-r.

phatty try translating this 1.  lol

plop
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Post by: pHaTTy on 05 December, 2003, 19:18:37
urrhmmm i cant read it properly.....hmmm

Our buma that are by the stemra sanctified they Your copyrights.  Your kapitaal bowl, Your will happened on campzone as on internet.  Give
presents to ourselves daily muziekaalvermaak, and forgive us our <.....something here??..........> as also we forgive your controllers.  And not lead us till divx, but
deliver us from the CD-r.