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At last comdex, bill gates, Linus Torvalds and Steve Jobs meet at the

Started by plop, 01 November, 2004, 22:45:14

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At last comdex, bill gates, Linus Torvalds and Steve Jobs meet at the toilet.
After peeing, bill go wash his hands, and after a 2 minutes washing, he looks at Jobs and Torvalds and say :
- At microsoft we are meticulous.
And so, Jobs goes to hash his hands, after a 5 minutes wash, a under-nails brush, he look at bill and Torvalds and say :
- At Apple, we are meticulous, and detalists.
After a good wait, Torvalds simply walks the door. And then gates and Jobs say :
- Hey torvalds, you haven?t washed your hands!
And then torvalds say :
- With linux, we don?t pee in our hands.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA , Hilarious !!!! :]
Great one plop !!  :)


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