Insult-bot

[pHaTTy]

hello, just had to make something simple for a laugh lol here it is, i will think of some more stuff soon

--// Simple Insult-bot v0.01 by Phatty
--// Simple makes ppl insult each other in your hub
--// Do be warned this does work...ppl will get p155ed off lol
--// Ive got a few ideas i will add, if anyone wants to add some more insults that wud be great


Insults = {}

RepInsults = {

"<[USER]> It's hard to get the big picture when i have such a small screen.",
"<[USER]> I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than you are.",
"<[USER]> I've only got one nerve left, and you're getting on it.",
"<[USER]> Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!",
"<[USER]> Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.",
"<[USER]> Any friend of yours ... is a friend of yours.",
"<[USER]> Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.",
"<[USER]> Huh. i didnt say that!",
"<[USER]> Let's play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.",
"<[USER]> I better take a mental note . . . oh, shit I'm out of paper!",
"<[USER]> I'm better at sex than anyone, now all i need is a partner.",
"<[USER]> Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.",
"<[USER]> Can I borrow your face for a few days while my ass is on vacation?",
"<[USER]> Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head!",
"<[USER]> Diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas.",
"<[USER]> Did you eat paint chips when you were a kid?",
"<[USER]> Did your parents have any children that lived?",
"<[USER]> Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?",
"<[USER]> Do you want me to accept you as you are or do you want me to like you?",
"<[USER]> Don't let your mind wander, it's too little to be let out alone.",
"<[USER]> Every girl has the right to be ugly, but my girl abused the privilege.",
"<[USER]> Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.",
"<[USER]> Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.",
"<[USER]> Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.",
"<[USER]> Talk is cheap, but so are you.",
"<[USER]> There are only two things I dislike about the girl i fancy, her face. lol",
"<[USER]> There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.",
"<[USER]> They say space is a dangerous place . . . especially if it's between your ears! ",
"<[USER]> They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.",
"<[USER]> They say truth is stranger than fiction. Look, your mother gave birth to you.",
"<[USER]> He smells the coffee, but can't find a cup.",
"<[USER]> Too bad stupidity isn't painful.",
"<[USER]> Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!",
"<[USER]> We all spring from apes but you didn't spring far enough.",
"<[USER]> We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, 'Do not come home and all will be forgiven.'",
"<[USER]> We know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay there?",
"<[USER]> We know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.",
"<[USER]> We'll get along fine as soon as you realize I'm God.",
"<[USER]> Well, I'll see you in my dreams....................if I eat too much.",
"<[USER]> What color is the sky in your world?",
"<[USER]> Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic.",
"<[USER]> When God was throwing intelligence down to the Earth, you were holding an umbrella.",
"<[USER]> When you feel terrific, notify your face.",
"<[USER]> I always wanted to be a troubleshooter but now I see you are not worth it!",

}


function Main()
	BOT = "Johnny][Violent" --// not bad plop... ;)
	SetTimer(7300)
end

function OnTimer()
	if Insults[1] then
		local RandomNumber = random(1,getn(Insults))
		local reply = Insults[RandomNumber]
		tremove(Insults,RandomNumber)
		SendToAll(reply)
		StopTimer()
	end;
end;

function DataArrival(user, data)
	if strsub(data, 1, 1) == "<" then
		data=strsub(data,1,strlen(data)-1)

		local reply, x = gsub(RepInsults[random(1,getn(RepInsults))], "%b[USER]", user.sName)
		SendToAll(data)
		tinsert(Insults,1,reply)
		StartTimer()
		return 1;	
	end;
end;

[pHaTTy]

--// Insult-bot v0.02 by Phatty
--// Simple makes ppl insult each other in your hub
--// Do be warned this does work...ppl will get p155ed off lol
--// Ive got a few ideas i will add, if anyone wants to add some more insults that wud be great
--// This is fun lmfao.

Insults = {}
tmpusersName = ""
usersName = ""

RepInsults = {

"<[USER]> It's hard to get the big picture when i have such a small screen.",
"<[USER]> I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than you are [NICK].",
"<[USER]> [NICK], i've only got one nerve left, and you're getting on it.",
"<[USER]> Keep talking [NICK], someday you'll say something intelligent!",
"<[USER]> Keep talking [NICK], I always yawn when I'm interested.",
"<[USER]> Hey [NICK], any friend of yours ... is a friend of yours.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.",
"<[USER]> Huh. i didnt say that!",
"<[USER]> [NICK], let's play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.",
"<[USER]> I better take a mental note . . . oh, shit I'm out of paper!",
"<[USER]> I'm better at sex than anyone, now all i need is a partner.",
"<[USER]> Calling [NICK] stupid would be an insult to stupid people.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], can I borrow your face for a few days while my ass is on vacation?",
"<[USER]> Careful [NICK], don't let your brains go to your head!",
"<[USER]> Diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], did you eat paint chips when you were a kid?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], did your parents have any children that lived?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], do you want me to accept you as you are or do you want me to like you?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], don't let your mind wander, it's too little to be let out alone.",
"<[USER]> Every girl has the right to be ugly, but my girl abused the privilege.",
"<[USER]> Some people are has-beens. [NICK] is a never-was.",
"<[USER]> Go ahead [NICK], tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.",
"<[USER]> Yo [NICK], Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.",
"<[USER]> Talk is cheap, but so is [NICK].",
"<[USER]> There are only two things I dislike about the girl i fancy, her face. lol",
"<[USER]> There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and [NICK] is all of them.",
"<[USER]> Hey [NICK], they say space is a dangerous place . . . especially if it's between your ears! ",
"<[USER]> They say that two heads are better than one. In [NICK]'s case, one would have been better than none.",
"<[USER]> They say truth is stranger than fiction. Look what [NICK]'s mother gave birth to.",
"<[USER]> [NICK] smells the coffee, but can't find a cup.",
"<[USER]> Too bad stupidity isn't painful.",
"<[USER]> Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!",
"<[USER]> We all spring from apes but [NICK] didn't spring far enough.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], we heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, 'Do not come home and all will be forgiven.'",
"<[USER]> [NICK], we know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay there?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], we know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], we'll get along fine as soon as you realize I'm God.",
"<[USER]> Well [NICK], I'll see you in my dreams....................if I eat too much.",
"<[USER]> What color is the sky in your world [NICK]?",
"<[USER]> Whatever anyone says to [NICK] goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic.",
"<[USER]> When God was throwing intelligence down to the Earth, [NICK] was holding an umbrella.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], when you feel terrific, notify your face.",
"<[USER]> I always wanted to be a troubleshooter but now I see [NICK] is not worth it!",

}

function Main()
	BOT = "Johnny][Violent" --// not bad plop... ;)
	SetTimer(7300)
end

function OnTimer()
	if Insults[1] then
		local RandomNumber = random(1,getn(Insults))
		local reply = Insults[RandomNumber]
		tremove(Insults,RandomNumber)
		SendToAll(reply)
		StopTimer()
	end;
end;

function DataArrival(user, data)
	if strsub(data, 1, 1) == "<" then
		data=strsub(data,1,strlen(data)-1)

		local temp = gsub(user.sName, "%b()", "")
		local temp = gsub(temp, "%b[]", "")

		reply, x = gsub(RepInsults[random(1,getn(RepInsults))], "%b[USER]", user.sName)
		if temp == usersName then
			reply = gsub(reply, "%b[NICK]", tmpusersName)
			usersName = tmpusersName;
		else
			reply = gsub(reply, "%b[NICK]", usersName)
		end;
		SendToAll(data)
		tinsert(Insults,1,reply)
		
		tmpusersName = usersName;
		usersName = temp;

		StartTimer()
		return 1;	
	end;
end;

mwhahah =)

[pHaTTy]

removed return so it doesnt conflict with other scripts

--// Insult-bot v0.02 by Phatty
--// Simple makes ppl insult each other in your hub
--// Do be warned this does work...ppl will get p155ed off lol
--// Ive got a few ideas i will add, if anyone wants to add some more insults that wud be great
--// This is fun lmfao.
--// No more returning 1 ;)

Insults = {}
tmpusersName = ""
usersName = ""

RepInsults = {

"<[USER]> It's hard to get the big picture when i have such a small screen.",
"<[USER]> I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than you are [NICK].",
"<[USER]> [NICK], i've only got one nerve left, and you're getting on it.",
"<[USER]> Keep talking [NICK], someday you'll say something intelligent!",
"<[USER]> Keep talking [NICK], I always yawn when I'm interested.",
"<[USER]> Hey [NICK], any friend of yours ... is a friend of yours.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.",
"<[USER]> Huh. i didnt say that!",
"<[USER]> [NICK], let's play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.",
"<[USER]> I better take a mental note . . . oh, shit I'm out of paper!",
"<[USER]> I'm better at sex than anyone, now all i need is a partner.",
"<[USER]> Calling [NICK] stupid would be an insult to stupid people.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], can I borrow your face for a few days while my ass is on vacation?",
"<[USER]> Careful [NICK], don't let your brains go to your head!",
"<[USER]> Diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], did you eat paint chips when you were a kid?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], did your parents have any children that lived?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], do you want me to accept you as you are or do you want me to like you?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], don't let your mind wander, it's too little to be let out alone.",
"<[USER]> Every girl has the right to be ugly, but my girl abused the privilege.",
"<[USER]> Some people are has-beens. [NICK] is a never-was.",
"<[USER]> Go ahead [NICK], tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.",
"<[USER]> Yo [NICK], Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.",
"<[USER]> Talk is cheap, but so is [NICK].",
"<[USER]> There are only two things I dislike about the girl i fancy, her face. lol",
"<[USER]> There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and [NICK] is all of them.",
"<[USER]> Hey [NICK], they say space is a dangerous place . . . especially if it's between your ears! ",
"<[USER]> They say that two heads are better than one. In [NICK]'s case, one would have been better than none.",
"<[USER]> They say truth is stranger than fiction. Look what [NICK]'s mother gave birth to.",
"<[USER]> [NICK] smells the coffee, but can't find a cup.",
"<[USER]> Too bad stupidity isn't painful.",
"<[USER]> Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!",
"<[USER]> We all spring from apes but [NICK] didn't spring far enough.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], we heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, 'Do not come home and all will be forgiven.'",
"<[USER]> [NICK], we know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay there?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], we know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], we'll get along fine as soon as you realize I'm God.",
"<[USER]> Well [NICK], I'll see you in my dreams....................if I eat too much.",
"<[USER]> What color is the sky in your world [NICK]?",
"<[USER]> Whatever anyone says to [NICK] goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic.",
"<[USER]> When God was throwing intelligence down to the Earth, [NICK] was holding an umbrella.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], when you feel terrific, notify your face.",
"<[USER]> I always wanted to be a troubleshooter but now I see [NICK] is not worth it!",

}

function Main()
	BOT = "Johnny][Violent" --// not bad plop... ;)
	SetTimer(7300)
end

function OnTimer()
	if Insults[1] then
		local RandomNumber = random(1,getn(Insults))
		local reply = Insults[RandomNumber]
		tremove(Insults,RandomNumber)
		SendToAll(reply)
		StopTimer()
	end;
end;

function DataArrival(user, data)
	if strsub(data, 1, 1) == "<" then
		data=strsub(data,1,strlen(data)-1)

		local temp = gsub(user.sName, "%b()", "")
		local temp = gsub(temp, "%b[]", "")

		reply, x = gsub(RepInsults[random(1,getn(RepInsults))], "%b[USER]", user.sName)
		if temp == usersName then
			reply = gsub(reply, "%b[NICK]", tmpusersName)
			usersName = tmpusersName;
		else
			reply = gsub(reply, "%b[NICK]", usersName)
		end;
		tinsert(Insults,1,reply)
		
		tmpusersName = usersName;
		usersName = temp;

		StartTimer()	
	end;
end;

[[NL]trucker]

Phatty

nice work m8

perhaps an idear to let it read from a text file because when you add a bunch of lines to it the script becomes very large.

and perhaps  a trigger to start and stop it like
!insult onn
!insult off

this will improve this script a great deal i think.

[pHaTTy]

--// Insult-bot (Johnny the ba'''rd) v0.03 by Phatty
--// Simple makes ppl insult each other in your hub
--// Do be warned this does work...ppl will get p155ed off lol
--// Ive got a few ideas i will add, if anyone wants to add some more insults that wud be great
--// This is fun lmfao.
--// No more returning 1 ;)
--// SimpleOnOffForTrucker and some more insults added ;-)

Insults = {}
tmpusersName = ""
usersName = "Johnny][Violent"

RepInsults = {

"<[USER]> It's hard to get the big picture when i have such a small screen.",
"<[USER]> I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than you are [NICK].",
"<[USER]> [NICK], i've only got one nerve left, and you're getting on it.",
"<[USER]> Keep talking [NICK], someday you'll say something intelligent!",
"<[USER]> Keep talking [NICK], I always yawn when I'm interested.",
"<[USER]> Hey [NICK], any friend of yours ... is a friend of yours.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.",
"<[USER]> Huh. i didnt say that!",
"<[USER]> [NICK], let's play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.",
"<[USER]> I better take a mental note . . . oh, shit I'm out of paper!",
"<[USER]> I'm better at sex than anyone, now all i need is a partner.",
"<[USER]> Calling [NICK] stupid would be an insult to stupid people.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], can I borrow your face for a few days while my ass is on vacation?",
"<[USER]> Careful [NICK], don't let your brains go to your head!",
"<[USER]> Diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], did you eat paint chips when you were a kid?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], did your parents have any children that lived?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], do you want me to accept you as you are or do you want me to like you?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], don't let your mind wander, it's too little to be let out alone.",
"<[USER]> Every girl has the right to be ugly, but my girl abused the privilege.",
"<[USER]> Some people are has-beens. [NICK] is a never-was.",
"<[USER]> Go ahead [NICK], tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.",
"<[USER]> Yo [NICK], Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.",
"<[USER]> Talk is cheap, but so is [NICK].",
"<[USER]> There are only two things I dislike about the girl i fancy, her face. lol",
"<[USER]> There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and [NICK] is all of them.",
"<[USER]> Hey [NICK], they say space is a dangerous place . . . especially if it's between your ears! ",
"<[USER]> They say that two heads are better than one. In [NICK]'s case, one would have been better than none.",
"<[USER]> They say truth is stranger than fiction. Look what [NICK]'s mother gave birth to.",
"<[USER]> [NICK] smells the coffee, but can't find a cup.",
"<[USER]> Too bad stupidity isn't painful.",
"<[USER]> Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!",
"<[USER]> We all spring from apes but [NICK] didn't spring far enough.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], we heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, 'Do not come home and all will be forgiven.'",
"<[USER]> [NICK], we know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay there?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], we know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], we'll get along fine as soon as you realize I'm God.",
"<[USER]> Well [NICK], I'll see you in my dreams....................if I eat too much.",
"<[USER]> What color is the sky in your world [NICK]?",
"<[USER]> Whatever anyone says to [NICK] goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic.",
"<[USER]> When God was throwing intelligence down to the Earth, [NICK] was holding an umbrella.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], when you feel terrific, notify your face.",
"<[USER]> I always wanted to be a troubleshooter but now I see [NICK] is not worth it!",
"<[USER]> Any similarity between [NICK] and a human is purely coincidental!",
"<[USER]> Anyone who told [NICK] to be emself couldn't have given them worse advice.",
"<[USER]> Is [NICK] you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], are you brain-dead?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], are your parents siblings?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], your as useless as rubber lips on a woodpecker",
"<[USER]> [NICK], no one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy, if you wear a wig to hide to the scars and learn to control the slobbering. ",
"<[USER]> [NICK], nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave good-bye.",
"<[USER]> Before [NICK] came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.",
"<[USER]> [NICK] go away or I shall taunt you a second time",
"<[USER]> Believe me, I don't want to make a monkey out of [NICK], Why should I take all the credit?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], of all the people I've met you're certainly one of them.",
"<[USER]> Ordinarily people live and learn. [NICK] just lives.",
"<[USER]> Pardon me [NICK], but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.",
"<[USER]> Brains aren't everything. In fact, in [NICK]'s case they're nothing!",
"<[USER]> People can't say that [NICK] has absolutely nothing! After all, they have inferiority!",
"<[USER]> People say that [NICK] is outspoken but not by anyone that I know of.",
"<[USER]> People say that [NICK] is the perfect idiot. I say that they are not perfect but are doing all right.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], did the mental hospital test too many drugs on you today?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], please breathe the other way. You're bleaching my hair.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?",

}

SimpleOnOffForTrucker = 1 --// There ya go ;) 1 is on

function Main()
	BOT = "Johnny][Violent" --// not bad plop... ;)
	SetTimer(7300)
end

function OnTimer()
	if Insults[1] then
		local RandomNumber = random(1,getn(Insults))
		local reply = Insults[RandomNumber]
		tremove(Insults,RandomNumber)
		SendToAll(reply)
		StopTimer()
	end;
end;

function DataArrival(user, data)
	if strsub(data, 1, 1) == "<" then
		data=strsub(data,1,strlen(data)-1)
		local s,e,com = strfind(data, "%b<>(%S+)")

		if com == "!set" then
			local s,e,com = strfind(data, "%b<>%s+(%S+)")
			if com == "on" then
				SimpleOnOffForTrucker = 1;
			else
				SimpleOnOffForTrucker = nil;
			end;
		else
			if SimpleOnOffForTrucker == 1 then
				local temp = gsub(user.sName, "%b()", "")
				local temp = gsub(temp, "%b[]", "")
		
				local reply, x = gsub(RepInsults[random(1,getn(RepInsults))], "%b[USER]", user.sName)
				if temp == usersName then
					reply = gsub(reply, "%b[NICK]", tmpusersName)
					usersName = tmpusersName;
				else
					reply = gsub(reply, "%b[NICK]", usersName)
				end;
				tinsert(Insults,1,reply)
				
				tmpusersName = usersName;
				usersName = temp;
	
				StartTimer()	
			end;
		end;
	end;
end;

[zinden]

Is it possible to make a command instead to insult users?

like: !insult user

[pHaTTy]

Originally posted by zinden
Is it possible to make a command instead to insult users?

like: !insult user

hmm well yeah but not ai of this script....its aiming to fool ppl into thinking they are really insulting each other....i have loads more to come as it gonna be a mutli insult bot, ie insult away message etc and commands that insult u lol....got loads more on its way...maybei will write a mod for ya...if i get 2

[pHaTTy]

--// Insult-bot (Johnny the ba'''rd) v0.04 by Phatty
--// Simple makes ppl insult each other in your hub
--// Do be warned this does work...ppl will get p155ed off lol
--// Ive got a few ideas i will add, if anyone wants to add some more insults that wud be great
--// This is fun lmfao.
--// No more returning 1 ;)
--// SimpleOnOffForTrucker ;-)
--// !afk / !away -//- Auto back -- // [?K?]Ph?TT?

Insults = {}
Insulaway = {}
tmpusersName = ""
usersName = "bill gates"

RepInsults = {

"<[USER]> It's hard to get the big picture when i have such a small screen.",
"<[USER]> I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than you are [NICK].",
"<[USER]> [NICK], i've only got one nerve left, and you're getting on it.",
"<[USER]> Keep talking [NICK], someday you'll say something intelligent!",
"<[USER]> Keep talking [NICK], I always yawn when I'm interested.",
"<[USER]> Hey [NICK], any friend of yours ... is a friend of yours.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.",
"<[USER]> Huh. i didnt say that!",
"<[USER]> [NICK], let's play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.",
"<[USER]> I better take a mental note . . . oh, shit I'm out of paper!",
"<[USER]> I'm better at sex than anyone, now all i need is a partner.",
"<[USER]> Calling [NICK] stupid would be an insult to stupid people.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], can I borrow your face for a few days while my ass is on vacation?",
"<[USER]> Careful [NICK], don't let your brains go to your head!",
"<[USER]> Diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], did you eat paint chips when you were a kid?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], did your parents have any children that lived?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], do you want me to accept you as you are or do you want me to like you?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], don't let your mind wander, it's too little to be let out alone.",
"<[USER]> Every girl has the right to be ugly, but my girl abused the privilege.",
"<[USER]> Some people are has-beens. [NICK] is a never-was.",
"<[USER]> Go ahead [NICK], tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.",
"<[USER]> Yo [NICK], Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.",
"<[USER]> Talk is cheap, but so is [NICK].",
"<[USER]> There are only two things I dislike about the girl i fancy, her face. lol",
"<[USER]> There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and [NICK] is all of them.",
"<[USER]> Hey [NICK], they say space is a dangerous place . . . especially if it's between your ears! ",
"<[USER]> They say that two heads are better than one. In [NICK]'s case, one would have been better than none.",
"<[USER]> They say truth is stranger than fiction. Look what [NICK]'s mother gave birth to.",
"<[USER]> [NICK] smells the coffee, but can't find a cup.",
"<[USER]> Too bad stupidity isn't painful.",
"<[USER]> Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!",
"<[USER]> We all spring from apes but [NICK] didn't spring far enough.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], we heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, 'Do not come home and all will be forgiven.'",
"<[USER]> [NICK], we know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay there?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], we know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], we'll get along fine as soon as you realize I'm God.",
"<[USER]> Well [NICK], I'll see you in my dreams....................if I eat too much.",
"<[USER]> What color is the sky in your world [NICK]?",
"<[USER]> Whatever anyone says to [NICK] goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic.",
"<[USER]> When God was throwing intelligence down to the Earth, [NICK] was holding an umbrella.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], when you feel terrific, notify your face.",
"<[USER]> I always wanted to be a troubleshooter but now I see [NICK] is not worth it!",
"<[USER]> Any similarity between [NICK] and a human is purely coincidental!",
"<[USER]> Anyone who told [NICK] to be emself couldn't have given them worse advice.",
"<[USER]> Is [NICK] always so stupid or is today a special occasion?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], are you brain-dead?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], are your parents siblings?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], your as useless as rubber lips on a woodpecker",
"<[USER]> [NICK], no one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy, if you wear a wig to hide to the scars and learn to control the slobbering. ",
"<[USER]> [NICK], nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave good-bye.",
"<[USER]> Before [NICK] came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.",
"<[USER]> [NICK] go away or I shall taunt you a second time",
"<[USER]> Believe me, I don't want to make a monkey out of [NICK], Why should I take all the credit?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], of all the people I've met you're certainly one of them.",
"<[USER]> Ordinarily people live and learn. [NICK] just lives.",
"<[USER]> Pardon me [NICK], but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.",
"<[USER]> Brains aren't everything. In fact, in [NICK]'s case they're nothing!",
"<[USER]> People can't say that [NICK] has absolutely nothing! After all, they have inferiority!",
"<[USER]> People say that [NICK] is outspoken but not by anyone that I know of.",
"<[USER]> People say that [NICK] is the perfect idiot. I say that they are not perfect but are doing all right.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], did the mental hospital test too many drugs on you today?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], please breathe the other way. You're bleaching my hair.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?",

}

AwayInsults = {

"I'm not here right now please leave a message with someone else u fucking moron",
"If i were here you think i'd answer u anyways?",
"WHAT?! im not here cant you see?!",
"FFS, go away!",
"Why dont we have a nice hot cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP!",
"Ive seen some stupid people, but you make stupid look intelligent, cant you see im not around?",

}

SimpleOnOffForTrucker = 1 --// There ya go ;) 1 is on

_VERSION = "0.04"

function Main()
	BOT = "Johnny][Violent" --// not bad plop... ;)
	SetTimer(7300)
end

function OnTimer()
	if Insults[1] then
		local RandomNumber = random(1,getn(Insults))
		local reply = Insults[RandomNumber]
		tremove(Insults,RandomNumber)
		SendToAll(reply)
		StopTimer()
	end;
end;

function DataArrival(user, data)
	if strsub(data, 1, 4) == "$To:" then
		local s,e,whoto = strfind(data, "$To:%s(%S+)") 
		local nick = GetItemByName(whoto)
		if Insulaway[nick.sName] then
			user:SendPM(whoto,AwayInsults[random(1,getn(AwayInsults))].."... ")
		end;
	elseif strsub(data, 1, 1) == "<" then
		data=strsub(data,1,strlen(data)-1)
		local s,e,com = strfind(data, "%b<>%s+(%S+)")

		if com == "!set" then
			local s,e,comd = strfind(data, "%b<>%s+%S+%s+(%S+)")
			if com == "on" then
				SimpleOnOffForTrucker = 1;
				user:SendData(BOT,"Insult is enabled =)")
				return 1;
			else
				SimpleOnOffForTrucker = nil;
				user:SendData(BOT,"Insult is disabled WTF stupid ass....enable me!!!!")
				return 1;
			end;
		elseif com == "!away" or com == "!afk" then
			tinsert(Insulaway,1,user.sName)
			user:SendData(BOT,"You are set away fucker")
			return 1;
		elseif com == "!info" or com == "!version" then
			local line = "-===============================================================-\n")
			line..line = " This hub is running Johnny the bastard ".._VERSION.." by Phatty \n")
			line..line = "-===============================================================-\n")
			SendToAll(BOT,line)
		else
			if Insulaway[user.sName] then
				tremove(Insulaway,user.sName)
				user:SendData(BOT,"I see you have returned...you are no longer set away ;)")
			end;
			if SimpleOnOffForTrucker == 1 then
				local temp = gsub(user.sName, "%b()", "")
				local temp = gsub(temp, "%b[]", "")
				local temp = gsub(temp, "?", "")
		
				local reply, x = gsub(RepInsults[random(1,getn(RepInsults))], "%b[USER]", user.sName)
				if temp == usersName then
					reply = gsub(reply, "%b[NICK]", tmpusersName)
					usersName = tmpusersName;
				else
					reply = gsub(reply, "%b[NICK]", usersName)
				end;
				tinsert(Insults,1,reply)
				
				tmpusersName = usersName;
				usersName = temp;
	
				StartTimer()	
			end;
		end;
	end;
end;

[pHaTTy]

lol sorry silly mistake

--// Insult-bot (Johnny the ba'''rd) v0.04 by Phatty
--// Simple makes ppl insult each other in your hub
--// Do be warned this does work...ppl will get p155ed off lol
--// Ive got a few ideas i will add, if anyone wants to add some more insults that wud be great
--// This is fun lmfao.
--// No more returning 1 ;)
--// SimpleOnOffForTrucker ;-)
--// !afk / !away -//- Auto back -- // [?K?]Ph?TT?

Insults = {}
Insulaway = {}
tmpusersName = ""
usersName = "bill gates"

RepInsults = {

"<[USER]> It's hard to get the big picture when i have such a small screen.",
"<[USER]> I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than you are [NICK].",
"<[USER]> [NICK], i've only got one nerve left, and you're getting on it.",
"<[USER]> Keep talking [NICK], someday you'll say something intelligent!",
"<[USER]> Keep talking [NICK], I always yawn when I'm interested.",
"<[USER]> Hey [NICK], any friend of yours ... is a friend of yours.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.",
"<[USER]> Huh. i didnt say that!",
"<[USER]> [NICK], let's play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.",
"<[USER]> I better take a mental note . . . oh, shit I'm out of paper!",
"<[USER]> I'm better at sex than anyone, now all i need is a partner.",
"<[USER]> Calling [NICK] stupid would be an insult to stupid people.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], can I borrow your face for a few days while my ass is on vacation?",
"<[USER]> Careful [NICK], don't let your brains go to your head!",
"<[USER]> Diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], did you eat paint chips when you were a kid?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], did your parents have any children that lived?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], do you want me to accept you as you are or do you want me to like you?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], don't let your mind wander, it's too little to be let out alone.",
"<[USER]> Every girl has the right to be ugly, but my girl abused the privilege.",
"<[USER]> Some people are has-beens. [NICK] is a never-was.",
"<[USER]> Go ahead [NICK], tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.",
"<[USER]> Yo [NICK], Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.",
"<[USER]> Talk is cheap, but so is [NICK].",
"<[USER]> There are only two things I dislike about the girl i fancy, her face. lol",
"<[USER]> There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and [NICK] is all of them.",
"<[USER]> Hey [NICK], they say space is a dangerous place . . . especially if it's between your ears! ",
"<[USER]> They say that two heads are better than one. In [NICK]'s case, one would have been better than none.",
"<[USER]> They say truth is stranger than fiction. Look what [NICK]'s mother gave birth to.",
"<[USER]> [NICK] smells the coffee, but can't find a cup.",
"<[USER]> Too bad stupidity isn't painful.",
"<[USER]> Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!",
"<[USER]> We all spring from apes but [NICK] didn't spring far enough.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], we heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, 'Do not come home and all will be forgiven.'",
"<[USER]> [NICK], we know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay there?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], we know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], we'll get along fine as soon as you realize I'm God.",
"<[USER]> Well [NICK], I'll see you in my dreams....................if I eat too much.",
"<[USER]> What color is the sky in your world [NICK]?",
"<[USER]> Whatever anyone says to [NICK] goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic.",
"<[USER]> When God was throwing intelligence down to the Earth, [NICK] was holding an umbrella.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], when you feel terrific, notify your face.",
"<[USER]> I always wanted to be a troubleshooter but now I see [NICK] is not worth it!",
"<[USER]> Any similarity between [NICK] and a human is purely coincidental!",
"<[USER]> Anyone who told [NICK] to be emself couldn't have given them worse advice.",
"<[USER]> Is [NICK] always so stupid or is today a special occasion?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], are you brain-dead?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], are your parents siblings?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], your as useless as rubber lips on a woodpecker",
"<[USER]> [NICK], no one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy, if you wear a wig to hide to the scars and learn to control the slobbering. ",
"<[USER]> [NICK], nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave good-bye.",
"<[USER]> Before [NICK] came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.",
"<[USER]> [NICK] go away or I shall taunt you a second time",
"<[USER]> Believe me, I don't want to make a monkey out of [NICK], Why should I take all the credit?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], of all the people I've met you're certainly one of them.",
"<[USER]> Ordinarily people live and learn. [NICK] just lives.",
"<[USER]> Pardon me [NICK], but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.",
"<[USER]> Brains aren't everything. In fact, in [NICK]'s case they're nothing!",
"<[USER]> People can't say that [NICK] has absolutely nothing! After all, they have inferiority!",
"<[USER]> People say that [NICK] is outspoken but not by anyone that I know of.",
"<[USER]> People say that [NICK] is the perfect idiot. I say that they are not perfect but are doing all right.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], did the mental hospital test too many drugs on you today?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], please breathe the other way. You're bleaching my hair.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?",

}

AwayInsults = {

"I'm not here right now please leave a message with someone else u fucking moron",
"If i were here you think i'd answer u anyways?",
"WHAT?! im not here cant you see?!",
"FFS, go away!",
"Why dont we have a nice hot cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP!",
"Ive seen some stupid people, but you make stupid look intelligent, cant you see im not around?",

}

SimpleOnOffForTrucker = 1 --// There ya go ;) 1 is on

_VERSION = "0.04"

function Main()
	BOT = "Johnny][Violent" --// not bad plop... ;)
	SetTimer(7300)
end

function OnTimer()
	if Insults[1] then
		local RandomNumber = random(1,getn(Insults))
		local reply = Insults[RandomNumber]
		tremove(Insults,RandomNumber)
		SendToAll(reply)
		StopTimer()
	end;
end;

function DataArrival(user, data)
	if strsub(data, 1, 4) == "$To:" then
		local s,e,whoto = strfind(data, "$To:%s(%S+)") 
		local nick = GetItemByName(whoto)
		if Insulaway[nick.sName] then
			user:SendPM(whoto,AwayInsults[random(1,getn(AwayInsults))].."... ")
		end;
	elseif strsub(data, 1, 1) == "<" then
		data=strsub(data,1,strlen(data)-1)
		local s,e,com = strfind(data, "%b<>%s+(%S+)")

		if com == "!set" then
			local s,e,comd = strfind(data, "%b<>%s+%S+%s+(%S+)")
			if com == "on" then
				SimpleOnOffForTrucker = 1;
				user:SendData(BOT,"Insult is enabled =)")
				return 1;
			else
				SimpleOnOffForTrucker = nil;
				user:SendData(BOT,"Insult is disabled WTF stupid ass....enable me!!!!")
				return 1;
			end;
		elseif com == "!away" or com == "!afk" then
			tinsert(Insulaway,1,user.sName)
			user:SendData(BOT,"You are set away fucker")
			return 1;
		elseif com == "!ver" or com == "!version" then
			local line = "\n-===============================================================-\n"
			line = line.." This hub is running Johnny the bastard ".._VERSION.." by Phatty \n"
			line = line.."-===============================================================-\n"
			SendToAll(BOT,line)
		else
			if Insulaway[user.sName] then
				tremove(Insulaway,user.sName)
				user:SendData(BOT,"I see you have returned...you are no longer set away ;)")
			end;
			if SimpleOnOffForTrucker == 1 then
				local temp = gsub(user.sName, "%b()", "")
				local temp = gsub(temp, "%b[]", "")
				local temp = gsub(temp, "?", "")
		
				local reply, x = gsub(RepInsults[random(1,getn(RepInsults))], "%b[USER]", user.sName)
				if temp == usersName then
					reply = gsub(reply, "%b[NICK]", tmpusersName)
					usersName = tmpusersName;
				else
					reply = gsub(reply, "%b[NICK]", usersName)
				end;
				tinsert(Insults,1,reply)
				
				tmpusersName = usersName;
				usersName = temp;
	
				StartTimer()	
			end;
		end;
	end;
end;

[pHaTTy]

--// Insult-bot (Johnny the ba'''rd) v0.05 by Phatty
--// Simple makes ppl insult each other in your hub
--// Do be warned this does work...ppl will get p155ed off lol
--// Ive got a few ideas i will add, if anyone wants to add some more insults that wud be great
--// This is fun lmfao.
--// No more returning 1 ;)
--// SimpleOnOffForTrucker ;-)
--// !afk / !away -//- Auto back -- // [?K?]Ph?TT?
--// Added chance, can set how often u want the insult by random chance
--// Lame ops, ops insult on hub enter

Insults = {}
Insulaway = {}
tmpusersName = ""
usersName = "bill gates"

RepInsults = {

"<[USER]> It's hard to get the big picture when i have such a small screen.",
"<[USER]> I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than you are [NICK].",
"<[USER]> [NICK], i've only got one nerve left, and you're getting on it.",
"<[USER]> Keep talking [NICK], someday you'll say something intelligent!",
"<[USER]> Keep talking [NICK], I always yawn when I'm interested.",
"<[USER]> Hey [NICK], any friend of yours ... is a friend of yours.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.",
"<[USER]> Huh. i didnt say that!",
"<[USER]> [NICK], let's play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.",
"<[USER]> I better take a mental note . . . oh, shit I'm out of paper!",
"<[USER]> I'm better at sex than anyone, now all i need is a partner.",
"<[USER]> Calling [NICK] stupid would be an insult to stupid people.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], can I borrow your face for a few days while my ass is on vacation?",
"<[USER]> Careful [NICK], don't let your brains go to your head!",
"<[USER]> Diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], did you eat paint chips when you were a kid?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], did your parents have any children that lived?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], do you want me to accept you as you are or do you want me to like you?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], don't let your mind wander, it's too little to be let out alone.",
"<[USER]> Every girl has the right to be ugly, but my girl abused the privilege.",
"<[USER]> Some people are has-beens. [NICK] is a never-was.",
"<[USER]> Go ahead [NICK], tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.",
"<[USER]> Yo [NICK], Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.",
"<[USER]> Talk is cheap, but so is [NICK].",
"<[USER]> There are only two things I dislike about the girl i fancy, her face. lol",
"<[USER]> There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and [NICK] is all of them.",
"<[USER]> Hey [NICK], they say space is a dangerous place . . . especially if it's between your ears! ",
"<[USER]> They say that two heads are better than one. In [NICK]'s case, one would have been better than none.",
"<[USER]> They say truth is stranger than fiction. Look what [NICK]'s mother gave birth to.",
"<[USER]> [NICK] smells the coffee, but can't find a cup.",
"<[USER]> Too bad stupidity isn't painful.",
"<[USER]> Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!",
"<[USER]> We all spring from apes but [NICK] didn't spring far enough.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], we heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, 'Do not come home and all will be forgiven.'",
"<[USER]> [NICK], we know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay there?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], we know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], we'll get along fine as soon as you realize I'm God.",
"<[USER]> Well [NICK], I'll see you in my dreams....................if I eat too much.",
"<[USER]> What color is the sky in your world [NICK]?",
"<[USER]> Whatever anyone says to [NICK] goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic.",
"<[USER]> When God was throwing intelligence down to the Earth, [NICK] was holding an umbrella.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], when you feel terrific, notify your face.",
"<[USER]> I always wanted to be a troubleshooter but now I see [NICK] is not worth it!",
"<[USER]> Any similarity between [NICK] and a human is purely coincidental!",
"<[USER]> Anyone who told [NICK] to be emself couldn't have given them worse advice.",
"<[USER]> Is [NICK] always so stupid or is today a special occasion?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], are you brain-dead?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], are your parents siblings?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], your as useless as rubber lips on a woodpecker",
"<[USER]> [NICK], no one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy, if you wear a wig to hide to the scars and learn to control the slobbering. ",
"<[USER]> [NICK], nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave good-bye.",
"<[USER]> Before [NICK] came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.",
"<[USER]> [NICK] go away or I shall taunt you a second time",
"<[USER]> Believe me, I don't want to make a monkey out of [NICK], Why should I take all the credit?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], of all the people I've met you're certainly one of them.",
"<[USER]> Ordinarily people live and learn. [NICK] just lives.",
"<[USER]> Pardon me [NICK], but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.",
"<[USER]> Brains aren't everything. In fact, in [NICK]'s case they're nothing!",
"<[USER]> People can't say that [NICK] has absolutely nothing! After all, they have inferiority!",
"<[USER]> People say that [NICK] is outspoken but not by anyone that I know of.",
"<[USER]> People say that [NICK] is the perfect idiot. I say that they are not perfect but are doing all right.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], did the mental hospital test too many drugs on you today?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], please breathe the other way. You're bleaching my hair.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?",

}

AwayInsults = {

"I'm not here right now please leave a message with someone else u fucking moron",
"If i were here you think i'd answer u anyways?",
"WHAT?! im not here cant you see?!",
"FFS, go away!",
"Why dont we have a nice hot cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP!",
"Ive seen some stupid people, but you make stupid look intelligent, cant you see im not around?",

}

InsultOpIn = {

"<[USER]> Yoooo fags im back in da hub",
"<[USER]> Hey hey big ass is back!!!",
"<[USER]> Honeys im home...fucking idiots",
"<[USER]> LAME!!!!LAME!!!!LAME!!!!EVERYONE!!!",

}


SimpleOnOffForTrucker = 1   --// There ya go ;) 1 is on
chancerate = 100;	   --// Anything below this number on scale to
						--| 100, will allow the insult, 100 is 100% chance
LameOps = 1;  	  --// Ops insult on enter



function Main()
	BOT = "Johnny][Violent" --// not bad plop... ;)
	SetTimer(7300)
	_VERSION = "0.5"
end


function OpConnected(user)
	if LameOps == 1 then
		local reply = gsub(InsultOpIn[random(1,getn(InsultOpIn))],"%b[USER]",user.sName)
		SendToAll(reply)
	end;
end;

function OnTimer()
	if Insults[1] then
		local RandomNumber = random(1,getn(Insults))
		local reply = Insults[RandomNumber]
		tremove(Insults,RandomNumber)
		SendToAll(reply)
		StopTimer()
	end;
end;

function DataArrival(user, data)
	if strsub(data, 1, 4) == "$To:" then
		local s,e,whoto = strfind(data, "$To:%s(%S+)") 
		local nick = GetItemByName(whoto)
		if Insulaway[nick.sName] then
			user:SendPM(whoto,AwayInsults[random(1,getn(AwayInsults))].."... ")
		end;
	elseif strsub(data, 1, 1) == "<" then
		data=strsub(data,1,strlen(data)-1)
		local s,e,com = strfind(data, "%b<>%s+(%S+)")

		if com == "!set" then
			local s,e,comd = strfind(data, "%b<>%s+%S+%s+(%S+)")
			if com == "on" then
				SimpleOnOffForTrucker = 1;
				user:SendData(BOT,"Insult is enabled =)")
				return 1;
			else
				SimpleOnOffForTrucker = nil;
				user:SendData(BOT,"Insult is disabled WTF stupid ass....enable me!!!!")
				return 1;
			end;
		elseif com == "!away" or com == "!afk" then
			tinsert(Insulaway,1,user.sName)
			user:SendData(BOT,"You are set away fucker")
			return 1;
		elseif com == "!ver" or com == "!version" then
			local line = "\n-===============================================================-\n"
			line = line.." This hub is running Johnny the bastard ".._VERSION.." by Phatty \n"
			line = line.."-===============================================================-\n"
			SendToAll(BOT,line)
		else
			if Insulaway[user.sName] then
				tremove(Insulaway,user.sName)
				user:SendData(BOT,"I see you have returned...you are no longer set away ;)")
			end;
			if SimpleOnOffForTrucker == 1 then
				local chance = random(100)
				if chance <= chancerate then
					local temp = gsub(user.sName, "%b()", "")
					local temp = gsub(temp, "%b[]", "")
					local temp = gsub(temp, "?", "")
	
					local reply, x = gsub(RepInsults[random(1,getn(RepInsults))], "%b[USER]", user.sName)
					if temp == usersName then
						reply = gsub(reply, "%b[NICK]", tmpusersName)
						usersName = tmpusersName;
					else
						reply = gsub(reply, "%b[NICK]", usersName)
					end;
					tinsert(Insults,1,reply)
					
					tmpusersName = usersName;
					usersName = temp;
		
					StartTimer()
				end;
			end;	
		end;
	end;
end;

[bastya_elvtars]

Can i get a small manual?
thx

[H?LL?L?L??nG?L]

elo   just to say this script is so funny.. users trying to work out whos saying wot... and if they really are..... nice 1.....any chance of puting in a command to switch it on and off instead of setting it up in the script...would be fantastic thx    

[pHaTTy]

Originally posted by H?LL?L?L??nG?L
elo  :D just to say this script is so funny.. users trying to work out whos saying wot... and if they really are..... nice 1.....any chance of puting in a command to switch it on and off instead of setting it up in the script...would be fantastic thx  ;)  ;)

already is

!set on/off

;-)

[H?LL?L?L??nG?L]

oops so there is ....think its cause i just woke up....  TY XX

[pHaTTy]

Originally posted by H?LL?L?L??nG?L
oops so there is ....think its cause i just woke up....  TY XX

np 8o lol

[H?LL?L?L??nG?L]

ok....!set off .. works fine..but when i choose !set on it tells me that im stupid and to enable it looooooooooooool

[(????H??v?????v?L????)]

Syntax error: attempt to index local `nick' (a nil value)
stack traceback:
   1:  function `DataArrival' at line 145 [file `...okax Hub\scripts\Insult-bot v0.05 by Phatty.LUA']


im not to sure wot this means just thou i'll post it here

[pHaTTy]

yep sorry hla ;-)

--// Insult-bot (Johnny the ba'''rd) v0.05 by Phatty
--// Simple makes ppl insult each other in your hub
--// Do be warned this does work...ppl will get p155ed off lol
--// Ive got a few ideas i will add, if anyone wants to add some more insults that wud be great
--// This is fun lmfao.
--// No more returning 1 ;)
--// SimpleOnOffForTrucker ;-)
--// !afk / !away -//- Auto back -- // [?K?]Ph?TT?
--// Added chance, can set how often u want the insult by random chance
--// Lame ops, ops insult on hub enter

Insults = {}
Insulaway = {}
tmpusersName = ""
usersName = "bill gates"

RepInsults = {

"<[USER]> It's hard to get the big picture when i have such a small screen.",
"<[USER]> I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than you are [NICK].",
"<[USER]> [NICK], i've only got one nerve left, and you're getting on it.",
"<[USER]> Keep talking [NICK], someday you'll say something intelligent!",
"<[USER]> Keep talking [NICK], I always yawn when I'm interested.",
"<[USER]> Hey [NICK], any friend of yours ... is a friend of yours.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.",
"<[USER]> Huh. i didnt say that!",
"<[USER]> [NICK], let's play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.",
"<[USER]> I better take a mental note . . . oh, shit I'm out of paper!",
"<[USER]> I'm better at sex than anyone, now all i need is a partner.",
"<[USER]> Calling [NICK] stupid would be an insult to stupid people.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], can I borrow your face for a few days while my ass is on vacation?",
"<[USER]> Careful [NICK], don't let your brains go to your head!",
"<[USER]> Diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], did you eat paint chips when you were a kid?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], did your parents have any children that lived?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], do you want me to accept you as you are or do you want me to like you?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], don't let your mind wander, it's too little to be let out alone.",
"<[USER]> Every girl has the right to be ugly, but my girl abused the privilege.",
"<[USER]> Some people are has-beens. [NICK] is a never-was.",
"<[USER]> Go ahead [NICK], tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.",
"<[USER]> Yo [NICK], Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.",
"<[USER]> Talk is cheap, but so is [NICK].",
"<[USER]> There are only two things I dislike about the girl i fancy, her face. lol",
"<[USER]> There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and [NICK] is all of them.",
"<[USER]> Hey [NICK], they say space is a dangerous place . . . especially if it's between your ears! ",
"<[USER]> They say that two heads are better than one. In [NICK]'s case, one would have been better than none.",
"<[USER]> They say truth is stranger than fiction. Look what [NICK]'s mother gave birth to.",
"<[USER]> [NICK] smells the coffee, but can't find a cup.",
"<[USER]> Too bad stupidity isn't painful.",
"<[USER]> Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!",
"<[USER]> We all spring from apes but [NICK] didn't spring far enough.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], we heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, 'Do not come home and all will be forgiven.'",
"<[USER]> [NICK], we know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay there?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], we know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], we'll get along fine as soon as you realize I'm God.",
"<[USER]> Well [NICK], I'll see you in my dreams....................if I eat too much.",
"<[USER]> What color is the sky in your world [NICK]?",
"<[USER]> Whatever anyone says to [NICK] goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic.",
"<[USER]> When God was throwing intelligence down to the Earth, [NICK] was holding an umbrella.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], when you feel terrific, notify your face.",
"<[USER]> I always wanted to be a troubleshooter but now I see [NICK] is not worth it!",
"<[USER]> Any similarity between [NICK] and a human is purely coincidental!",
"<[USER]> Anyone who told [NICK] to be emself couldn't have given them worse advice.",
"<[USER]> Is [NICK] always so stupid or is today a special occasion?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], are you brain-dead?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], are your parents siblings?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], your as useless as rubber lips on a woodpecker",
"<[USER]> [NICK], no one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy, if you wear a wig to hide to the scars and learn to control the slobbering. ",
"<[USER]> [NICK], nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave good-bye.",
"<[USER]> Before [NICK] came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.",
"<[USER]> [NICK] go away or I shall taunt you a second time",
"<[USER]> Believe me, I don't want to make a monkey out of [NICK], Why should I take all the credit?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], of all the people I've met you're certainly one of them.",
"<[USER]> Ordinarily people live and learn. [NICK] just lives.",
"<[USER]> Pardon me [NICK], but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.",
"<[USER]> Brains aren't everything. In fact, in [NICK]'s case they're nothing!",
"<[USER]> People can't say that [NICK] has absolutely nothing! After all, they have inferiority!",
"<[USER]> People say that [NICK] is outspoken but not by anyone that I know of.",
"<[USER]> People say that [NICK] is the perfect idiot. I say that they are not perfect but are doing all right.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], did the mental hospital test too many drugs on you today?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], please breathe the other way. You're bleaching my hair.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?",

}

AwayInsults = {

"I'm not here right now please leave a message with someone else u fucking moron",
"If i were here you think i'd answer u anyways?",
"WHAT?! im not here cant you see?!",
"FFS, go away!",
"Why dont we have a nice hot cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP!",
"Ive seen some stupid people, but you make stupid look intelligent, cant you see im not around?",

}

InsultOpIn = {

"<[USER]> Yoooo fags im back in da hub",
"<[USER]> Hey hey big ass is back!!!",
"<[USER]> Honeys im home...fucking idiots",
"<[USER]> LAME!!!!LAME!!!!LAME!!!!EVERYONE!!!",

}


SimpleOnOffForTrucker = 1   --// There ya go ;) 1 is on
chancerate = 100;	   --// Anything below this number on scale to
						--| 100, will allow the insult, 100 is 100% chance
LameOps = 1;  	  --// Ops insult on enter



function Main()
	BOT = "Johnny][Violent" --// not bad plop... ;)
	SetTimer(7300)
	_VERSION = "0.5"
end


function OpConnected(user)
	if LameOps == 1 then
		local reply = gsub(InsultOpIn[random(1,getn(InsultOpIn))],"%b[USER]",user.sName)
		SendToAll(reply)
	end;
end;

function OnTimer()
	if Insults[1] then
		local RandomNumber = random(1,getn(Insults))
		local reply = Insults[RandomNumber]
		tremove(Insults,RandomNumber)
		SendToAll(reply)
		StopTimer()
	end;
end;

function DataArrival(user, data)
	if strsub(data, 1, 4) == "$To:" then
		local s,e,whoto = strfind(data, "$To:%s(%S+)") 
		local nick = GetItemByName(whoto)
		if Insulaway[nick.sName] then
			user:SendPM(whoto,AwayInsults[random(1,getn(AwayInsults))].."... ")
		end;
	elseif strsub(data, 1, 1) == "<" then
		data=strsub(data,1,strlen(data)-1)
		local s,e,com = strfind(data, "%b<>%s+(%S+)")

		if com == "!set" then
			local s,e,comd = strfind(data, "%b<>%s+%S+%s+(%S+)")
			if comd == "on" then
				SimpleOnOffForTrucker = 1;
				user:SendData(BOT,"Insult is enabled =)")
				return 1;
			else
				SimpleOnOffForTrucker = nil;
				user:SendData(BOT,"Insult is disabled WTF stupid ass....enable me!!!!")
				return 1;
			end;
		elseif com == "!away" or com == "!afk" then
			tinsert(Insulaway,1,user.sName)
			user:SendData(BOT,"You are set away fucker")
			return 1;
		elseif com == "!ver" or com == "!version" then
			local line = "\n-===============================================================-\n"
			line = line.." This hub is running Johnny the bastard ".._VERSION.." by Phatty \n"
			line = line.."-===============================================================-\n"
			SendToAll(BOT,line)
		else
			if Insulaway[user.sName] then
				tremove(Insulaway,user.sName)
				user:SendData(BOT,"I see you have returned...you are no longer set away ;)")
			end;
			if SimpleOnOffForTrucker == 1 then
				local chance = random(100)
				if chance <= chancerate then
					local temp = gsub(user.sName, "%b()", "")
					local temp = gsub(temp, "%b[]", "")
					local temp = gsub(temp, "?", "")
	
					local reply, x = gsub(RepInsults[random(1,getn(RepInsults))], "%b[USER]", user.sName)
					if temp == usersName then
						reply = gsub(reply, "%b[NICK]", tmpusersName)
						usersName = tmpusersName;
					else
						reply = gsub(reply, "%b[NICK]", usersName)
					end;
					tinsert(Insults,1,reply)
					
					tmpusersName = usersName;
					usersName = temp;
		
					StartTimer()
				end;
			end;	
		end;
	end;
end;

[pHaTTy]

ok definatly fixed this time :-P lol

--// Insult-bot (Johnny the ba'''rd) v0.05 by Phatty
--// Simple makes ppl insult each other in your hub
--// Do be warned this does work...ppl will get p155ed off lol
--// Ive got a few ideas i will add, if anyone wants to add some more insults that wud be great
--// This is fun lmfao.
--// No more returning 1 ;)
--// SimpleOnOffForTrucker ;-)
--// !afk / !away -//- Auto back -- // [?K?]Ph?TT?
--// Added chance, can set how often u want the insult by random chance
--// Lame ops, ops insult on hub enter

Insults = {}
Insulaway = {}
tmpusersName = ""
usersName = "bill gates"

RepInsults = {

"<[USER]> It's hard to get the big picture when i have such a small screen.",
"<[USER]> I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than you are [NICK].",
"<[USER]> [NICK], i've only got one nerve left, and you're getting on it.",
"<[USER]> Keep talking [NICK], someday you'll say something intelligent!",
"<[USER]> Keep talking [NICK], I always yawn when I'm interested.",
"<[USER]> Hey [NICK], any friend of yours ... is a friend of yours.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.",
"<[USER]> Huh. i didnt say that!",
"<[USER]> [NICK], let's play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.",
"<[USER]> I better take a mental note . . . oh, shit I'm out of paper!",
"<[USER]> I'm better at sex than anyone, now all i need is a partner.",
"<[USER]> Calling [NICK] stupid would be an insult to stupid people.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], can I borrow your face for a few days while my ass is on vacation?",
"<[USER]> Careful [NICK], don't let your brains go to your head!",
"<[USER]> Diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], did you eat paint chips when you were a kid?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], did your parents have any children that lived?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], do you want me to accept you as you are or do you want me to like you?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], don't let your mind wander, it's too little to be let out alone.",
"<[USER]> Every girl has the right to be ugly, but my girl abused the privilege.",
"<[USER]> Some people are has-beens. [NICK] is a never-was.",
"<[USER]> Go ahead [NICK], tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.",
"<[USER]> Yo [NICK], Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.",
"<[USER]> Talk is cheap, but so is [NICK].",
"<[USER]> There are only two things I dislike about the girl i fancy, her face. lol",
"<[USER]> There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and [NICK] is all of them.",
"<[USER]> Hey [NICK], they say space is a dangerous place . . . especially if it's between your ears! ",
"<[USER]> They say that two heads are better than one. In [NICK]'s case, one would have been better than none.",
"<[USER]> They say truth is stranger than fiction. Look what [NICK]'s mother gave birth to.",
"<[USER]> [NICK] smells the coffee, but can't find a cup.",
"<[USER]> Too bad stupidity isn't painful.",
"<[USER]> Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!",
"<[USER]> We all spring from apes but [NICK] didn't spring far enough.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], we heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, 'Do not come home and all will be forgiven.'",
"<[USER]> [NICK], we know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay there?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], we know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], we'll get along fine as soon as you realize I'm God.",
"<[USER]> Well [NICK], I'll see you in my dreams....................if I eat too much.",
"<[USER]> What color is the sky in your world [NICK]?",
"<[USER]> Whatever anyone says to [NICK] goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic.",
"<[USER]> When God was throwing intelligence down to the Earth, [NICK] was holding an umbrella.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], when you feel terrific, notify your face.",
"<[USER]> I always wanted to be a troubleshooter but now I see [NICK] is not worth it!",
"<[USER]> Any similarity between [NICK] and a human is purely coincidental!",
"<[USER]> Anyone who told [NICK] to be emself couldn't have given them worse advice.",
"<[USER]> Is [NICK] always so stupid or is today a special occasion?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], are you brain-dead?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], are your parents siblings?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], your as useless as rubber lips on a woodpecker",
"<[USER]> [NICK], no one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy, if you wear a wig to hide to the scars and learn to control the slobbering. ",
"<[USER]> [NICK], nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave good-bye.",
"<[USER]> Before [NICK] came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.",
"<[USER]> [NICK] go away or I shall taunt you a second time",
"<[USER]> Believe me, I don't want to make a monkey out of [NICK], Why should I take all the credit?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], of all the people I've met you're certainly one of them.",
"<[USER]> Ordinarily people live and learn. [NICK] just lives.",
"<[USER]> Pardon me [NICK], but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.",
"<[USER]> Brains aren't everything. In fact, in [NICK]'s case they're nothing!",
"<[USER]> People can't say that [NICK] has absolutely nothing! After all, they have inferiority!",
"<[USER]> People say that [NICK] is outspoken but not by anyone that I know of.",
"<[USER]> People say that [NICK] is the perfect idiot. I say that they are not perfect but are doing all right.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], did the mental hospital test too many drugs on you today?",
"<[USER]> [NICK], please breathe the other way. You're bleaching my hair.",
"<[USER]> [NICK], did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?",

}

AwayInsults = {

"I'm not here right now please leave a message with someone else u fucking moron",
"If i were here you think i'd answer u anyways?",
"WHAT?! im not here cant you see?!",
"FFS, go away!",
"Why dont we have a nice hot cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP!",
"Ive seen some stupid people, but you make stupid look intelligent, cant you see im not around?",

}

InsultOpIn = {

"<[USER]> Yoooo fags im back in da hub",
"<[USER]> Hey hey big ass is back!!!",
"<[USER]> Honeys im home...fucking idiots",
"<[USER]> LAME!!!!LAME!!!!LAME!!!!EVERYONE!!!",

}


SimpleOnOffForTrucker = 1   --// There ya go ;) 1 is on
chancerate = 100;	   --// Anything below this number on scale to
						--| 100, will allow the insult, 100 is 100% chance
LameOps = 1;  	  --// Ops insult on enter



function Main()
	BOT = "Johnny][Violent" --// not bad plop... ;)
	SetTimer(7300)
	_VERSION = "0.5"
end


function OpConnected(user)
	if LameOps == 1 then
		local reply = gsub(InsultOpIn[random(1,getn(InsultOpIn))],"%b[USER]",user.sName)
		SendToAll(reply)
	end;
end;

function OnTimer()
	if Insults[1] then
		local RandomNumber = random(1,getn(Insults))
		local reply = Insults[RandomNumber]
		tremove(Insults,RandomNumber)
		SendToAll(reply)
		StopTimer()
	end;
end;

function DataArrival(user, data)
	if strsub(data, 1, 4) == "$To:" then
		local s,e,whoto = strfind(data, "$To:%s(%S+)") 
		local nick = GetItemByName(whoto)
		if Insulaway[nick.sName] then
			user:SendPM(whoto,AwayInsults[random(1,getn(AwayInsults))].."... ")
		end;
	elseif strsub(data, 1, 1) == "<" then
		data=strsub(data,1,strlen(data)-1)
		local s,e,com = strfind(data, "%b<>%s+(%S+)")

		if com == "!set" then
			local s,e,comd = strfind(data, "%b<>%s+%S+%s+(%S+)")
			if comd == "on" then
				SimpleOnOffForTrucker = 1;
				user:SendData(BOT,"Insult is enabled =)")
				return 1;
			else
				SimpleOnOffForTrucker = nil;
				user:SendData(BOT,"Insult is disabled WTF stupid ass....enable me!!!!")
				StopTimer()
				return 1;
			end;
		elseif com == "!away" or com == "!afk" then
			tinsert(Insulaway,1,user.sName)
			user:SendData(BOT,"You are set away fucker")
			return 1;
		elseif com == "!ver" or com == "!version" then
			local line = "\n-===============================================================-\n"
			line = line.." This hub is running Johnny the bastard ".._VERSION.." by Phatty \n"
			line = line.."-===============================================================-\n"
			SendToAll(BOT,line)
		else
			if Insulaway[user.sName] then
				tremove(Insulaway,user.sName)
				user:SendData(BOT,"I see you have returned...you are no longer set away ;)")
			end;
			if SimpleOnOffForTrucker == 1 then
				local chance = random(100)
				if chance <= chancerate then
					local temp = gsub(user.sName, "%b()", "")
					local temp = gsub(temp, "%b[]", "")
					local temp = gsub(temp, "?", "")
	
					local reply, x = gsub(RepInsults[random(1,getn(RepInsults))], "%b[USER]", user.sName)
					if temp == usersName then
						reply = gsub(reply, "%b[NICK]", tmpusersName)
						usersName = tmpusersName;
					else
						reply = gsub(reply, "%b[NICK]", usersName)
					end;
					tinsert(Insults,1,reply)
					
					tmpusersName = usersName;
					usersName = temp;
		
					StartTimer()
				end;
			end;	
		end;
	end;
end;