Hey folks!
I'd like to have a script that does the following
If you enter a specific command e.g.
+heaven
RoboCop or the HubBot should reply with a cool sentence, like
"...is a place on earth"
I'd like to have lots of those commands, and new commands should be addable by OPs
Ok so it should like this
+heaven
...is a place on earth!
hello just put this together have testet and it works by typing +say in main chat .. have fun...
--// This is the Random message the script says upon request...
--// made by Typhoon?
--// idea and help from plop
--// Quite funny so please leave it , and add others funny comments
tScriptQuote = {
"Bill Gates favorite color is blue. Now you know why windows is so unstable!",
"Smile... you're dying!",
"Press Alt-F4 to make me shut up.",
"I got tree's on my mirror's so my car won't smell!",
"People are against unneeded violence, but if you feel better after hitting someone to pieces is it then still unneeded violence??",
" I don't stand up for a lady on the train! Why? It's much easyer 2 look at there legs when I sit and they stand!",
" I hate violence! unless i may kick a fakers ass! then i can't get enough of it.",
"What a lot of weirdo's here!",
"Do you really believe that 1+4 = 5 ?? Trust me it's 48!",
"You love me. You hate me. Or you love to hate me! But nomather what i love to kick your ass!!",
"I told your mother 2 search for pron on your computer instead of porn!",
" I can kick more then 1200 users per second. Can you ?? ",
"Sorry i wanted to say a quote but I forgot it? Due to the fact i'm running on windows.",
"Do you know what it means when i say: Prrrrrr Prrrr?? Wel nothing but it scared you!",
"How to solve every windows problem?? easy install linux.",
"Amsterdam, the city of love and peace, you can buy hash from the parking police!",
"I'm not deaf, I'm just ignoring you!","It doesn't mather how fast your computer is, Bill Gates will slow it down anyway!",
"Has anyone seen my dog??","Last christmas my bunny disapeared. Next christmas my dad is gone disapear!","I came. I saw. And i kicked!",
"Can the owner of the car with the license plate AD-39-29 contact the hub owner? It should be parked beside the lake, not in it!","I Am The Mighty Thunder God, Obey Me Or Feel My Wrath !!","I don't believe that I can fly. but I'm sure that bad user can fly, they fly out of here!","At this moment i have a d?j? vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I think I have forgotten this before.."," PLS let me kick everyone, i'm so ****ing bored!"
}
BotName = "-Neo-"
function DataArrival(user, data)
if( strsub(data, 1, 1) == "<" ) then
local s,e,prefix,cmd = strfind(data, "%b<>%s+(%S+)(%S+)")
if prefix == "+say" then
SendToAll(BotName, tScriptQuote[random(1, getn(tScriptQuote))].."|")
end
end
end
-Typhoon?
thanks typhoon, but i wanted to have specific commands for each one, not random ones!
but thanks anyway for your effort!
quick job but works (@ least seems so).
-- alias script
-- it makes the necesary file and folder on 1st launch.
-- quick job by plop
Bot = "-Bure-"
tTriggers = {
["heaven"] = "...is a place on earth",
["hell"] = "the place where your compie end's up when you install windows on it!"
}
function Save()
writeto("alias/aliasses.lua")
write("tTriggers = {\n")
local t = "\t"
for a,b in tTriggers do
write( (t or ",\n\t").."[\""..a.."\"] = \""..b.."\"")
t = nil
end
write("\n}")
writeto()
end
function Main()
if readfrom("alias/aliasses.lua") then
dofile("alias/aliasses.lua")
readfrom()
else
execute("mkdir alias")
Save()
end
end
function DataArrival(user, data)
if( strsub(data, 1, 1) == "<" ) then
data=strsub(data,1,strlen(data)-1)
local s,e,cmd = strfind(data, "%b<>%s+%S(%S+)")
if cmd then
if tTriggers[cmd] then
SendToAll(user.sName, cmd.."|")
SendToAll(Bot, tTriggers[cmd].."|")
return 1
elseif cmd == "addtrigger" and user.bOperator then
local s,e,trig,remark = strfind(data, "%b<>%s+%S+%s+(%S*)%s+(.*)")
if trig == "" then
user:SendData(Bot, "I need a trigger name!|")
elseif remark == "" then
user:SendData(Bot, "I need remark/answer!|")
else
tTriggers[trig] = remark
Save()
user:SendData(Bot, "Trigger added!|")
end
return 1
elseif cmd == "deltrigger" and user.bOperator then
local s,e,trig = strfind(data, "%b<>%s+%S+%s+(%S*)")
if trig == "" then
user:SendData(Bot, "I need a trigger name!|")
elseif tTriggers[trig] == nil then
user:SendData(Bot, "Unknown trigger!|")
else
tTriggers[trig] = nil
Save()
user:SendData(Bot, "Trigger removed!|")
end
return 1
end
end
end
end
plop
Could someone add a timer on the random verson of the script? Like every 30 minutes it says one of these phrases.
Oh, and a request here two. If nobody has been chatting in main for 1 hour, the script will says something like =
"hmm, the chat seems to be dead. Shall we give it a proper burial, or maybe we shall revive it. So what do you think people?
nice job dude :)
but the addtrigger function doesn't work for me.
tried !addtrigger, .addtrigger etc...
well if i load the script, the presets work in chat and it does create the alias dir with the content file, but i haven't figured out how to add new triggers.
adding things is really simple.
"!addtrigger hoi a greeting"
adds a trigger with the command !hoi and the response "a greeting"
@deltrigger hoi, has the result that the trigger is deleted.
plop
yep works like a charm!
Figured it out yesterday thanks a million dude :-)
QuoteOriginally posted by ernie-c
yep works like a charm!
Figured it out yesterday thanks a million dude :-)
yw.
plop
hey son, could you help me out once more?
everytime i restart the server/hub the Bot doesn't work anymore, doesn't respond to !addtrigger or saved triggers.
it comes down to this error message in ptokax
No syntax errors in script file E:\PtokaX-0.326.TestDrive4.99\scripts\RoboCopv8.0a.lua
No syntax errors in script file E:\PtokaX-0.326.TestDrive4.99\scripts\trivia.lua
No syntax errors in script file E:\PtokaX-0.326.TestDrive4.99\scripts\x2.lua
Syntax Error: attempt to index local `curUser' (a nil value)
Syntax Error: `}' expected (to close `{' at line 1);
last token read: `xxx' at line 8 in file `alias/aliasses.lua'
The dir and the aliasses.lua still exist though, seems to be ok, but well the bot doesn't work anymore, restarting the scripts results in the same message.
i'd be glad if you could help me out :)
QuoteOriginally posted by ernie-c
hey son, could you help me out once more?
everytime i restart the server/hub the Bot doesn't work anymore, doesn't respond to !addtrigger or saved triggers.
it comes down to this error message in ptokax
No syntax errors in script file
Syntax Error: attempt to index local `curUser' (a nil value)
Syntax Error: `}' expected (to close `{' at line 1);
last token read: `xxx' at line 8 in file `alias/aliasses.lua'
The dir and the aliasses.lua still exist though, seems to be ok, but well the bot doesn't work anymore, restarting the scripts results in the same message.
i'd be glad if you could help me out :)
very weird as i don't use curUser, but think i know what happend.
can you post your datafile here pls, there must be a broken entry in it.
the next script should avoid these things in the future.
-- alias script
-- it makes the necesary file and folder on 1st launch.
-- quick job by plop
----------------------------------------------------
---- 1.1
-- changed: saving routine. avoids corrupted datafile.
----------------------------------------------------
Bot = "-Bure-"
tTriggers = {
["heaven"] = "...is a place on earth",
["hell"] = "the place where your compie end's up when you install windows on it!"
}
function Save()
writeto("alias/aliasses.lua")
write("tTriggers = {\n")
local t = "\t"
for a,b in tTriggers do
write( (t or ",\n\t").."[\""..a.."\"] = "..format("%q", b))
t = nil
end
write("\n}")
writeto()
end
function Main()
if readfrom("alias/aliasses.lua") then
dofile("alias/aliasses.lua")
readfrom()
else
execute("mkdir alias")
Save()
end
end
function DataArrival(user, data)
if( strsub(data, 1, 1) == "<" ) then
data=strsub(data,1,strlen(data)-1)
local s,e,cmd = strfind(data, "%b<>%s+%S(%S+)")
if cmd then
if tTriggers[cmd] then
SendToAll(user.sName, cmd.."|")
SendToAll(Bot, format("%8s", tTriggers[cmd]).."|")
return 1
elseif cmd == "addtrigger" then --and user.bOperator then
local s,e,trig,remark = strfind(data, "%b<>%s+%S+%s+(%S*)%s+(.*)")
if trig == "" then
user:SendData(Bot, "I need a trigger name!|")
elseif remark == "" then
user:SendData(Bot, "I need remark/answer!|")
else
tTriggers[trig] = remark
Save()
user:SendData(Bot, "Trigger added!|")
end
return 1
elseif cmd == "deltrigger" and user.bOperator then
local s,e,trig = strfind(data, "%b<>%s+%S+%s+(%S*)")
if trig == "" then
user:SendData(Bot, "I need a trigger name!|")
elseif tTriggers[trig] == nil then
user:SendData(Bot, "Unknown trigger!|")
else
tTriggers[trig] = nil
Save()
user:SendData(Bot, "Trigger removed!|")
end
return 1
end
end
end
endplop
thx a million! here's the aliasses.lua
tTriggers = {
["passe"] = "...bei gehirnfragen muss ich passen!",
["duke"] = "...time to kick ass and chew bubblegum!",
["yeah"] = "YIPEEYAYEE SCHWEINEBACKE!!!",
["wow"] = "Mein lieber Herr Gesangsverein!",
["nurri"] = "...shared Pornos ooooooohne Ende!",
["alte"] = "...keift zuhause deine alte, schmeisse inne gletscherspalte!",
["ficken"] = "...Samenstau? "xxx" bei search oder http://www.al4a.com/links.html - altet SCHWEIN!!!",
["comm"] = "...wo sie misthaufen wqualmen (aber ich komm ja gar nicht ausm sauerland)",
["heaven"] = "...is a place on earth",
["nikolaus"] = "...und wer mich verarscht kricht GAR NIX!",
["pizza"] = "Pizza Maxwell (Online Bestellung) - http://www.pizza-bitte.de/cgi-bin/Shop.pl?SHOP=Maxwell_T2 ODER Pizzeria Pisa Tel.: 0234/384656",
["gl"] = "|- - - = = =::G O D L I K E::= = = - - -|",
["ks"] = "<-===!! KiLLiNG SPREE !!===->",
["m?nner"] = "Frauen k?nnen einen Orgasmus vort?uschen, M?nner eine ganze Beziehung...",
["trivia"] = "Biste schleimig wie ein Aal, arbeitslos und asozial, biste d?mmer als ein Schwein, dann komm ins Trivia Hub herein!",
["dativ"] = "Der Dativ ist dem Genitiv sein Tod...",
["anstand"] = "...bitte die contenance bewahren, das gebietet der anstand!",
["toast"] = "toast kann schimmeln, du kannst nix.",
["geier"] = "...weiss der geier......oder weiss er nicht :))",
["dame"] = "Herr kommt von herrlich und Dame von..",
["vip"] = "...very impotent person",
["google"] = "wer googelt wird erschossen!",
["neu"] = "http://10.0.100.100/new.php",
["bot"] = "...der bot hat IMMER recht!",
["diddy"] = "..ah watt",
["troll"] = "Ha! Ich bin Dr. Zoidberg und spiele mit meinen Freunden",
["doof"] = "...w?rd doofheit kleinmachen k?nntest du unterm teppich fallschirmspringen!",
["lustig"] = "alles tobt alles lacht...",
["bildung"] = "Schulbildung ist kostenlos, in manchen F?llen auch umsonst...",
["heidi"] = "...wie gehts euren Gehirnschnecken?",
["lesen"] = "...wer lesen kann ist klar im vorteil!",
["baby"] = "GIVE IT TO ME BABY!!!",
["besuch"] = "...Alle freuen sich ?ber Besuch. Wenn nicht beim Kommen, dann beim Gehen!",
["vfl"] = "DIE NUMMER EINS IM POTT SIND WIR!!",
["t?rlich"] = "...ich will, ich will, ich will!!!",
["hail"] = "HAIL TO THE KING BABY!!",
["kickass"] = "i'm not gonna fight you, i'm gonna KICK YOUR ASS!",
["eat"] = "EAT MY DUST PUNKASS!!",
["r?lps"] = "...wegen Bauarbeiten an den Arschbacken musste dieser Furz leider umgeleitet werden, wir bitten um Ihr Verst?ndnis!",
["loddar"] = ""Gewollt hab ich schon gemocht, aber gedurft ham sie mich nicht gelassen!"",
["q100"] = "Unicenter, neben Eiskaffee die Rampe runter, durch die Stahlt?r, den dunklen, kalten Gang lang und dann in die Richtung wo diese schrecklichen Schreie herkommen.... F?r Doofe: http://info.stud.rub.de/q100/sonst/weg.htm",
["elend"] = "...Heute Live: Armut vs. Elend",
["battle"] = "Against the power of Mordor there can be no victory.",
["peng"] = "*PENG* Du bist tot!",
["ekelig"] = "http://www.joergs-psycho-page.de/pics/kacke2.jpg",
["ruhig"] = "tranquilo hombre!",
["mk"] = "# # # ::: !!! M-M-M-MONSTERKILL !!! ::: # # #",
["saufen"] = "...alles scheisse, alles mist, wenn man nicht besoffen ist",
["pott"] = "www.ruhrgebietssprache.de",
["falsch"] = "...lernen, lernen, lernen popernen!",
["arnie"] = "?????????????????????KSCHN!",
["bh-6"] = "TANGA ALTER YO YO!!!!",
["panzer"] = "...riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiichtig!!!",
["ern"] = "...es trinkt der Mensch, es s?uft das Pferd - beim Ernie ist das umgekehrt!",
["lady"] = "280 PS - 0 auf 100 in 2.3s",
["frauen"] = "Sitzen zwei Frauen auf der Bank, reiben sich die Fotzen blank,sagt die Rechte zu der linken - riech mal wie die Finger stinken!",
["!"] = "ppppoooooah, geh mir nich aufn SACK!",
["br?ckenhub"] = "IP: 10.0.25.77 - wenn das MainHub mal wieder down ist... ;)",
["lucky"] = "I hope, we have a little bit lucky!",
["richtig"] = "richtig, richtig, richtig popichtig!",
["hirn"] = "Es ist schon ein seltsamer Zufall, dass alle die Menschen, deren Sch?del man ?ffnete, ein Gehirn hatten...",
["hell"] = "the place where your compie end's up when you install windows on it!",
["oarsi"] = "...geht nicht, gibt's nicht!",
["warum"] = "darum!",
["chicken"] = "...auch bekannt als Kapitalisten-D?ner, machen Cola nichtmal bis zum Eichstrich voll.",
["bug"] = "BUG-ALARM!! FENSTER SCHLIESSEN - IM HAUS BLEIBEN!!",
["staun"] = "da staunt der laie und der fachmann wundert sich!",
["super"] = "das war super, das war elegant!!!",
["bob"] = "Bob Bob SilentBob!",
["katzeklo"] = "..ja das macht die katze froh!",
["sch?m"] = "# SCH?M-MODUS AKTIVIERT! #",
["homo"] = "...Ein Homo springt von Ast zu Ast, bis ihm ein Ast ins Arschloch passt",
["kuchen"] = "Wenn der Kuchen spricht haben die Kr?mel Pause!!",
["nuhr"] = "...wenn man keine ahnung hat, einfach mal fresse halten :)",
["mellow"] = "...bescherte //www.google.de in den letzten tagen mindestens 3 millionen zugriffe",
["die"] = "...may you die face down in a pool of liquid SHIT!",
["ksc"] = "...kulmbacher sexclub",
["hust"] = "www.ratiopharm.de - Gute Preise, Gute Besserung!",
["prost"] = "Wohl bekomm's! :-)",
["egal"] = "...egal is 88.",
["aus"] = "AUS, AUS, AUS, DAS SPIEL IST L?NGST AUS DU TROTTEL!!!",
["heul"] = "SHIT HAPPENS! :D",
["respekt"] = "..Lob und Anerkennung Kollege Schmalfu?!!",
["ernradio"] = "ernwarez.radio | the home of music in 192kbit | best of 80s 90s & today!! | 10.0.59.244:8000",
["durst"] = "...dann geh zu frau wurst, die hat n h?ndchen, das pinkelt dir ins m?ndchen :-)"
}
here it is.
it was indeed like i expected, 2 errors slipped in.
tTriggers = {
["passe"] = "...bei gehirnfragen muss ich passen!",
["duke"] = "...time to kick ass and chew bubblegum!",
["yeah"] = "YIPEEYAYEE SCHWEINEBACKE!!!",
["wow"] = "Mein lieber Herr Gesangsverein!",
["nurri"] = "...shared Pornos ooooooohne Ende!",
["alte"] = "...keift zuhause deine alte, schmeisse inne gletscherspalte!",
["ficken"] = "...Samenstau? \"xxx\" bei search oder [URL]http://www.al4a.com/links.html[/URL] - altet SCHWEIN!!!",
["comm"] = "...wo sie misthaufen wqualmen (aber ich komm ja gar nicht ausm sauerland)",
["heaven"] = "...is a place on earth",
["nikolaus"] = "...und wer mich verarscht kricht GAR NIX!",
["pizza"] = "Pizza Maxwell (Online Bestellung) - [URL]http://www.pizza-bitte.de/cgi-bin/Shop.pl?SHOP=Maxwell_T2[/URL] ODER Pizzeria Pisa Tel.: 0234/384656",
["gl"] = "|- - - = = =::G O D L I K E::= = = - - -|",
["ks"] = "<-===!! KiLLiNG SPREE !!===->",
["m?nner"] = "Frauen k?nnen einen Orgasmus vort?uschen, M?nner eine ganze Beziehung...",
["trivia"] = "Biste schleimig wie ein Aal, arbeitslos und asozial, biste d?mmer als ein Schwein, dann komm ins Trivia Hub herein!",
["dativ"] = "Der Dativ ist dem Genitiv sein Tod...",
["anstand"] = "...bitte die contenance bewahren, das gebietet der anstand!",
["toast"] = "toast kann schimmeln, du kannst nix.",
["geier"] = "...weiss der geier......oder weiss er nicht :))",
["dame"] = "Herr kommt von herrlich und Dame von..",
["vip"] = "...very impotent person",
["google"] = "wer googelt wird erschossen!",
["neu"] = "http://10.0.100.100/new.php",
["bot"] = "...der bot hat IMMER recht!",
["diddy"] = "..ah watt",
["troll"] = "Ha! Ich bin Dr. Zoidberg und spiele mit meinen Freunden",
["doof"] = "...w?rd doofheit kleinmachen k?nntest du unterm teppich fallschirmspringen!",
["lustig"] = "alles tobt alles lacht...",
["bildung"] = "Schulbildung ist kostenlos, in manchen F?llen auch umsonst...",
["heidi"] = "...wie gehts euren Gehirnschnecken?",
["lesen"] = "...wer lesen kann ist klar im vorteil!",
["baby"] = "GIVE IT TO ME BABY!!!",
["besuch"] = "...Alle freuen sich ?ber Besuch. Wenn nicht beim Kommen, dann beim Gehen!",
["vfl"] = "DIE NUMMER EINS IM POTT SIND WIR!!",
["t?rlich"] = "...ich will, ich will, ich will!!!",
["hail"] = "HAIL TO THE KING BABY!!",
["kickass"] = "i'm not gonna fight you, i'm gonna KICK YOUR ASS!",
["eat"] = "EAT MY DUST PUNKASS!!",
["r?lps"] = "...wegen Bauarbeiten an den Arschbacken musste dieser Furz leider umgeleitet werden, wir bitten um Ihr Verst?ndnis!",
["loddar"] = "\"Gewollt hab ich schon gemocht, aber gedurft ham sie mich nicht gelassen!\"",
["q100"] = "Unicenter, neben Eiskaffee die Rampe runter, durch die Stahlt?r, den dunklen, kalten Gang lang und dann in die Richtung wo diese schrecklichen Schreie herkommen.... F?r Doofe: [URL]http://info.stud.rub.de/q100/sonst/weg.htm[/URL]",
["elend"] = "...Heute Live: Armut vs. Elend",
["battle"] = "Against the power of Mordor there can be no victory.",
["peng"] = "*PENG* Du bist tot!",
["ekelig"] = "http://www.joergs-psycho-page.de/pics/kacke2.jpg",
["ruhig"] = "tranquilo hombre!",
["mk"] = "# # # ::: !!! M-M-M-MONSTERKILL !!! ::: # # #",
["saufen"] = "...alles scheisse, alles mist, wenn man nicht besoffen ist",
["pott"] = "www.ruhrgebietssprache.de",
["falsch"] = "...lernen, lernen, lernen popernen!",
["arnie"] = "?????????????????????KSCHN!",
["bh-6"] = "TANGA ALTER YO YO!!!!",
["panzer"] = "...riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiichtig!!!",
["ern"] = "...es trinkt der Mensch, es s?uft das Pferd - beim Ernie ist das umgekehrt!",
["lady"] = "280 PS - 0 auf 100 in 2.3s",
["frauen"] = "Sitzen zwei Frauen auf der Bank, reiben sich die Fotzen blank,sagt die Rechte zu der linken - riech mal wie die Finger stinken!",
["!"] = "ppppoooooah, geh mir nich aufn SACK!",
["br?ckenhub"] = "IP: 10.0.25.77 - wenn das MainHub mal wieder down ist... ;)",
["lucky"] = "I hope, we have a little bit lucky!",
["richtig"] = "richtig, richtig, richtig popichtig!",
["hirn"] = "Es ist schon ein seltsamer Zufall, dass alle die Menschen, deren Sch?del man ?ffnete, ein Gehirn hatten...",
["hell"] = "the place where your compie end's up when you install windows on it!",
["oarsi"] = "...geht nicht, gibt's nicht!",
["warum"] = "darum!",
["chicken"] = "...auch bekannt als Kapitalisten-D?ner, machen Cola nichtmal bis zum Eichstrich voll.",
["bug"] = "BUG-ALARM!! FENSTER SCHLIESSEN - IM HAUS BLEIBEN!!",
["staun"] = "da staunt der laie und der fachmann wundert sich!",
["super"] = "das war super, das war elegant!!!",
["bob"] = "Bob Bob SilentBob!",
["katzeklo"] = "..ja das macht die katze froh!",
["sch?m"] = "# SCH?M-MODUS AKTIVIERT! #",
["homo"] = "...Ein Homo springt von Ast zu Ast, bis ihm ein Ast ins Arschloch passt",
["kuchen"] = "Wenn der Kuchen spricht haben die Kr?mel Pause!!",
["nuhr"] = "...wenn man keine ahnung hat, einfach mal fresse halten :)",
["mellow"] = "...bescherte [URL]www.google.de[/URL] in den letzten tagen mindestens 3 millionen zugriffe",
["die"] = "...may you die face down in a pool of liquid SHIT!",
["ksc"] = "...kulmbacher sexclub",
["hust"] = "www.ratiopharm.de - Gute Preise, Gute Besserung!",
["prost"] = "Wohl bekomm's! :-)",
["egal"] = "...egal is 88.",
["aus"] = "AUS, AUS, AUS, DAS SPIEL IST L?NGST AUS DU TROTTEL!!!",
["heul"] = "SHIT HAPPENS! :D",
["respekt"] = "..Lob und Anerkennung Kollege Schmalfu?!!",
["ernradio"] = "ernwarez.radio | the home of music in 192kbit | best of 80s 90s & today!! | 10.0.59.244:8000",
["durst"] = "...dann geh zu frau wurst, die hat n h?ndchen, das pinkelt dir ins m?ndchen :-)"
}plop