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Title: At last comdex, bill gates, Linus Torvalds and Steve Jobs meet at the
Post by: plop on 01 November, 2004, 22:45:14
At last comdex, bill gates, Linus Torvalds and Steve Jobs meet at the toilet.
After peeing, bill go wash his hands, and after a 2 minutes washing, he looks at Jobs and Torvalds and say :
- At microsoft we are meticulous.
And so, Jobs goes to hash his hands, after a 5 minutes wash, a under-nails brush, he look at bill and Torvalds and say :
- At Apple, we are meticulous, and detalists.
After a good wait, Torvalds simply walks the door. And then gates and Jobs say :
- Hey torvalds, you haven?t washed your hands!
And then torvalds say :
- With linux, we don?t pee in our hands.

plop
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Post by: Herodes on 02 November, 2004, 01:06:48
:D:D:D LOL :D:D:D

Thats Linux ,...  L philosophy
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Post by: [NL]Pur on 02 November, 2004, 23:49:45
good one :D
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Post by: enema on 03 November, 2004, 14:37:23
LOL!!  :D
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Post by: [PT]CableGuy on 03 November, 2004, 18:16:23
HAHAHAHAHAHA , Hilarious !!!! :]
Great one plop !!  :)
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Post by: (uk-kingdom)John on 03 November, 2004, 22:32:29
LMAO! :D
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Post by: DEEP-GOA on 16 November, 2004, 03:39:15
Perfect!  :)  :)  :)