The ultimate script

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I'm looking for a script that can do a few simple tasks. Some will seem pretty dumb, some really complicated - though I really feel a script like this would improve my life.

1. Should prevent my bank from charging me account when im using money on my credit card.
ex:

doDrainAccount = function(user)
	if user.nUsed.Cash > user.nInBank.Cash then
		user.nUsed.Cash = 0
		user.nInBank.Cash = ((user.nInBank.Cash or 1.000.000) * user.nUsed.Cash) --//Doing whats fair :P
	else
		return true --// Leaving account untouched
	end
end

Another issue that have been getting on my nerves for some time, can be explained by this example:

doGetCoffee = function(user)
	if sBrewer.bIsReady == false then
		doInstantCoffeeBrew(sBrewer.sNick)
	else
		doPrepareBrewer(sBrewer.sNick, os:time())
		return "Coffee is ready, sir"
	end
end

doInstantCoffeeBrew = function(sID)
	local bStatus = false
	while not bStatus do
		BrewCoffee()
	end
	return bStatus
end

doPrepareBrewer = function(sID, n)
	local nCups = sID.Cups
	while nCups < n do
		BrewCoffee()
	end
end

Im sure there is more that can be added to this 'Ultimate script', though those is on the top of my list atm ..

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This one should be included in some form:

bGF = true
bStatus = true
nTries = 0

doGirlFrindIsBuggingMe = function()
	while (bStatus and bGF) do
		doMakeHerHappy()
	end		
end

doMakeHerHappy = function()
	if not bStatus then
		if nTries == 0 then
			nTries = nTries + 1
			doBuyFlowers(2)
		elseif nTries > 0 and nTries < 5 then
			doBuyFlowers(math.random(1,nTries)			
		elseif nTries > 25 then
			doGiveUpAndFindANewGF()
		else
			doGetDrunk()
		end
	end
end

doBuyFlowers = function(n)
	if n then
		return (nRoses * n)
	end
end

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Walk the dog:

tWD = {
	["07"] = true,
	["12"] = true,
	["22"] = true,
}

OnStartup = function()
	TmrMan.AddTimer(3600, "doWalkTheDog")
end

doWalkTheDog = function()
	local tExcuses = {["12"] = "Sport is on",["18"] = "Sport is not on",["15"] = "Sport is on",}
	local sTime = string.format("%.2f %s",0, os.time())
	if not tExcuse[sTime] and tWD[sTime] then
		if sTime < math.random(1,24) then
			doLastEscape()
			return true
		end
		doWalkTheDog()
	end
end

doLastEscape = function()
	sExcuse = ""
	if sMind == "blank" then
		--//already lost m8!
	else
		--//Get creative :D
	end
end

doWalkTheDog = function()
	--/Wuzz :p
end