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« on: 31 July, 2004, 00:38:57 »
hehe... i got the link on a hub....

http://www.rinkworks.com/said

Find quotes like
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"To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian."

and
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Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."

and
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"The patient has no past history of suicides."


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People said...
« on: 31 July, 2004, 00:38:57 »